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shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.
Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.
by Kattie December 9, 2008
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shittin' ankles

The act of being another's bitch.

The term is derived from another; "you got me jumpin' through hoops." After all that jumpin', you'd think your femurs would end up lodged deep, deep, deep in your anus.
I was shittin' ankles all over the place on Valentine's Day; my lady sent me around to See's, Conroy's, AND Tiffany's!
by Benjamen F. Dover February 18, 2008
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shitting glitter

doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.
We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...
by GlitterShitter September 29, 2009
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shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.
It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.
by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013
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shitting blarney

Deceptive speaking to others in a flattering way. But just way too much like when your drunk off your ass and have full power beer goggles on.
That dude wanted the promotion so bad he was shitting blarney for a month to the boss.
by tmshlp October 24, 2014
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shitting on my cunt

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"
by sketchy June 20, 2015
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shitting poopfuck

Shitting Poopfuck is when a couple (or more) people shit on each other naked. It is like a cumshot, but with shit. It is very hard to find, and is best not to search on Google images
so i was watching shitting poopfuck yesterday, and my mom walked in!
by (dude)dhs1976 December 29, 2015
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