Shifo

The state of being intoxicated by consumption of alcoholic beverages to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired and/or skewed. Typically used by Oak Parkers

Lindsay was so shifo last night, I think she shit her pants?...

by Virgo27 April 20, 2009

Shitboring

so boring that taking a shit is less boring.

man this game is shitboring. i hate platform games...

by jonny four fingers January 2, 2010

Shitfaced Tuesday

A night of wearing suits and drinking too much, normally at the University of Liverpool, in Dale A.

ah its monday you know what that means

"Shitfaced Tuesday" is tomorrow!

by Mhannam812 July 26, 2010

shitfaced tired

When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning

jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me

john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired

by loki219 October 13, 2010

Shitfaced Monster

Cookie Monster's alter ego every night.

Shitfaced Monster is the alter ego of Cookie Monster.

by cracker1234567890 June 10, 2011

Shitaoed

to get totally intoxicated or wasted

Last night we went to the Fox and Hound. Jennings had to drive us home because we got shitaoed.

by Kevin Dollar June 14, 2011

Shitfaithed

When you're so drunk, puking everywhere, you find yourself praying to God to help you survive.

DEAR LAWD JESUS I'm so shitfaithed right now..PLEASE help me!

by CyFi June 7, 2015