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tool shed 

A place where tools like to frequent.
I wanted to go to that new club, but I heard it was a tool shed.
tool shed by tankboy September 28, 2005
Related Words

cooter shed 

1. FUPA
2. cum belly
3. A fattened area directly above a woman's pubic region similar to early months of pregnancy that would serve as shelter for the 'cooter' in a driving rain.
"Did you see that bitch's cooter shed? We could both stay dry under there in a storm."
cooter shed by Eli Mckenzie October 19, 2007

Shit Shed Entry Program 

The planning before anal sex.
Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.

Fire in the Paint Shed 

Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.
1. (Via text)

Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."

Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."

Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."

Tool shed 

the biggest of all tools.. such a tool that he or she could hold all the tools in the world in one place. This word is so powerful that it can only be placed on one person a week.
yo this dude is a giant tool shed

this kid is beyond a tool, or a tool box, he is the whole fucking shed

tool shed 

when a group of more than one tool gather around in the same place and engage in toolish acts
The show jersey shore is a tool shed.

New Jersey is the filled with tool sheds.
tool shed by Anthony Stallone1 November 2, 2010