“how was the sex last night?”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”
by ratatouille p*rn April 12, 2021

A. When you have a gator on the line tied to a swamp tree it will shake it trying to get free
B. When a obese person tries to ride a rope swing tied to an old apple tree.
B. When a obese person tries to ride a rope swing tied to an old apple tree.
Bayou bandit: "looks like we's gots a gator on da line! and it's a real tree shaker!"
Jimbo: "HOSS gettin' on dat swing!! "
"DAMN! He's a gonna bees a real a tree shaker!"
Jimbo: "HOSS gettin' on dat swing!! "
"DAMN! He's a gonna bees a real a tree shaker!"
by TVCAR112 January 2, 2025

Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong
by Oh honey no May 11, 2019

What da inflatable "Otto Pilot" probably hoped dat his also-air-filled female-pilot companion would be for him at da end of da comedy movie "Airplane!" --- his "stick" had already been given "lip-service" by Elaine when he had previously deflated, and so by now "he liked it, he loved it, and he wanted some more of it!"
Da reason dat Otto only aspired to have his "blow-up doll" colleague serve as a "stick-shaker" --- i.e., he would need to receive just a hand-job this time, as opposed to any more warm-and-moist-and-juicy-lipped fellatio --- was dat said balloon-juice-filled companion would not be able to open her mouth without also "losing her wind".
by QuacksO July 4, 2023

by Tech321 May 22, 2015

Man who shakes their penis in the bed to impress his girl with his penis-shaking skills. If the girl is wet, he removes her clothes, then starts to insert and extract his penis into her gently, which results in her vagina shaking at hypersonic speeds.
Monica: Shake it, Shake it, baby!
Shaker: *Shakes*
Monica: *Moans* Oh! I'm shaking! Oh! I'm so shaky!
Shaker: *Shakes*
Monica: *Moans* Oh! I'm shaking! Oh! I'm so shaky!
by Koro6einik May 3, 2023

by lovemeeeeeee September 29, 2009
