gazelle shafted

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal

damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.

by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007

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Spade Shafting

An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole

My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting

by sumthinred October 8, 2011

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Birthday Shaft

When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.

Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?

Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!

by randy2.0 October 23, 2009

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Christmas shaft

Getting little if anything for Christmas.

This year I hope you get the Christmas shaft; fucker.

by the legendary Doug Johnson December 29, 2009

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Main Shaft

The most important of your many boyfriends, its the you like the most.
It is the male version of a Main-Squeeze

Boy: You are my main squeeze
Girl: Aw thanks, you are my main shaft.

by Sawitatdisneyland September 8, 2011

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Superbowl Shaft

Being scheduled to work on Superbowl Sunday.

Jason looking at the work schedule realizes he has to work during the Superbowl - Jason: Damn it! Doug: What? Jason: I just got the Superbowl Shaft. Doug: Haha. Sucks to be you! I'm going to call you on break completley trashed!

Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass.

by TakJackson January 31, 2010

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