security council

The most wasteful body of the entire United nations, cloaked with so much power and possibility but overshadowed with so much stupidity by things such as but are not limited by the power of P5 veto's, inability to listen to the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan when it is obviously a good decision, also this member state condemns the use of napalm and other terribly traumatic uses of weapons that would hurt general and innocent citizens. In short the security council is one of the hardest committees that have existed within MUN and the real UN for it combines the element of tradition and crisis and full and total amounts of stress about having the ability to really do something to help the world . SRMUN 2014 has reaffirmed this over and over and over again. Thank you I yield the rest of my time.

When I got put into the Security Council, I wanted to just condemn everything and everyone.

by The Hashemite Kingdomof Jordan November 21, 2014

Plasma Security Division

1: a security group brought straight from the depths of hell: ROBLOX

2: a place where it seems every so often people like to become (insert animal here) girls/boys

person 1: i just joined plasma security division, its my first day and its pretty cool here
person 2: oh hell naw wtf you gonna be transformed into a fucking (animal) later on

by Calamitas January 8, 2022

Sexcurity

Security in one's sexuality.

That man threatens even *my* sexcurity!

by DiscoBoy. May 20, 2010

secrist middle school

A ghetto ass east side school filled with hella bloods and ugly ass niggas but with the girls its hella confusing cause its either they cute and got a fat ass or the ugly and small asf so ugly niggas stay winning there😂😂Filled with weed in like every corner hella stoners and fight that be funny asf like when a little ass girl fights an ugly ass girl and beats her ass *cough* *cough* @A&V 💀💀 or when a bitch break another bitches nose @K&M like dead serious cute girls can fight there but they stoners too 😂😂but those teachers ugly asf annoying asf and dumb asf like if you go there you finna agree 😂😂

"Aye you saw that fight ?"
"yeah what school was that at?"
"most likey secrist middle school nigga"

by Booty is fun when it fat June 19, 2016

social security number

A highly orgasmic sexual position involving three females and one male. Also includes a wheel chair. The man sits in the wheel chair while the women take turns pleasuring him in various way while moving.
Very kinky.

"Hey Matt what's your social security number?"
"oh sick dude"

"Did you tap that social security style?"

by Roxiewells June 8, 2008

Security Guard

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.

by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009

Private security contractor

See mercenary.

Private security contractor, ex-military, high level commandos, trained with U.S. taxpayer dollars, who have opted to work for a contracting firm at much larger salaries than regular military and be free of the restraints and regimentation of an actual military organization, while performing work traditionally done by actual military units such as the Navy Seals, etc.

by RustyCannon January 1, 2010