Screw you 

it says to someone that you think they should get their fat ass away before they go boom.basically you can say fuck off to mum without her getting pissed.

Mum: get off your laptop.i need it.
Me:screw you.its mine.
Mum:*silence*
Me:ha!!
Mum:*silence*
Me: *middle finger*

Screw you by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

screw the pooch

To engage in intercourse with the family dog.

Boy, Sparky's looking tired today. Mom must have really screwed the pooch last night.

OR

Timmies' got blue balls, so I told him to screw the pooch.

screw the pooch by MonickerBazillion December 4, 2010

Screw Face 

The face a girl makes when your banging her

I heard that girl has a cute screw face

Screw Face by Dante30 July 20, 2010

Screw Flanders 

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

Screw Flanders by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004

Screw me sideways with a nail gun 

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

Screw me sideways with a nail gun by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008

screw on all 

screw everyone on earth

screw on all screw on all

screw on all by ?? February 1, 2003

Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.

Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.

Screw the Pooch by Fresnel February 25, 2009