To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.
by Bishmeister June 27, 2006
Get the nob scratchmug. by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020
Get the tongue scratchingmug. A.k.a. "courtesy scratch"; it involves your helpfully scratching someone's back in a spot where he has difficulty reaching himself.
Giving someone a supplementary scratch is indeed a very nice gesture, but da prob is dat you cannot know where it itches on your friend's back, and so you may hafta do a good bit of "up/down-left/right" trial-and-error scratching till you finally hit da right spot.
by QuacksO July 25, 2019
Get the supplementary scratchmug. A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.
by rapidscan October 19, 2015
Get the scratch the barnaclemug. 1. Robbing one of their virginity with a trident or calering iron.
2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
1. Dude, did you T-scratch her last night???
2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
by J.Boobie January 6, 2005
Get the T-scratchmug. Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).
by LadyShady November 4, 2019
Get the scratch mealmug. by sbs1890 November 2, 2021
Get the Chicken Scratchmug.