colgate splash

to brush someones teeth with a penis; to give a blow job with toothpaste lathered on the penis; so dirty yet very clean; variations include the cinnamon rush and the citris cyclone

hey wanna colgate splash?

oh my god that was refreshing.

by nikop January 4, 2008

slash me

1. The pronunciation of the irc command /me
2. A very uncommonly spoken word than mostly exists in the heads of irc addicts.
3. A very common subconsciously spoken word. Spoken in the heads of irc addicts just before they type /me
4. A term spoken verbally in rare occasions in public by very disturbed irc users.

Ford : /me has been here way to long.
Inside of Ford's brain : slash me has been here way to long.
Slash me wants the dumb bitch in the front of the line to pay for her food already

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

by kilkrazy January 4, 2005

Slash Gash Terror Crew

The fanbase for the electronica group Blood on the Dance Floor or BOTDF. While much of this fandom consists of people in the scene and emo subcultures, SGTC members come from all different backgrounds and subcultures. Not all of them are 10-16 girls, contrary to popular belief- like I said, fans of BOTDF come from different backgrounds. A lot of these fans are pretty nice, but like with any other fandom, there are some people in the SGTC that are immature about other people's hatred of BOTDF. A lot of them use the phrase "Haters make them famous" when defending Blood on the Dance Floor from haters. This phrase comes from the song "Ima Monster." Also contrary to popular belief, they don't all like bands like Brokencyde, Black Veil Brides, and Bring Me the Horizon. Granted, there aren't that many that listen to extreme metal or classic rock, but there are some out there.

BOTDF Hater: I hate BOTDF! They totally suck ass!

Mature Slash Gash Terror Crew member: Whatever. You have a right to your opinion. Haters do make them famous, after all.

BOTDF Hater: BOTDF sucks!
Immature Slash Gash Terror Crew member: STFU BIOTCH! BOTDF IS DA BEST BAND EVA! HATERZ MAKE DEM FAMUZ! GO LISTEN TO YOUR GHEY MUSIK YOU FAGGIT BIOTCH!

by Jade Hades March 3, 2013

splashback

1. When you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or anus.

2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.

"Shit, my arse crack is wet 'cause I got splashback from that toilet."

"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"

by Joeyjoejoe Jr. Shabadoo October 1, 2008

splasher

The splash of water that hits your ass or nuts when you take a big shit and the water splashes back up

After that big poo the splasher made my whole ass wet

by Yourleftnut March 28, 2003

Splash Bandicoot

(verb) To ejaculate on or inside a woman.

I pulled out just in time to splash bandicoot up her back.

by Angehocho January 17, 2011