the schaeffer

must be gay without thinking you're gay. will fuck any male object and deny it the next day. must also be willing to fuck family!

Hey are you scaheffer? cause you look like a fag.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

schaeffer

pronounced "shay fur"
1.the prime example of an emo child with no problems except fitting a very small snickers bar into a pair of tight pants.

"hey why are you crying on the floor about that paper cut? ur such a schaeffer"

by loverdimond February 19, 2010

schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a 2 1/2 inch hard penis

last night i went over to rickys house and he had a schweenis

by tony May 13, 2005

schefuck

what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.¡SYKE! In actuallity, it is something that is not only shit, but really close to fuck as well.

Me:*Openning the door* Hey guys!
Pals:Hey big guy
Gummy: Hey everyone
Me: Awe schefuck, who told gummy about this? Good thing i don't need my soul :(

by justwhenyouthoughtitwassafe March 22, 2008

schwafted

the act of being wasted combined with being shafted.

an adj. to describe what happened to you when you got drunk and passed out and your rear end hurts.

that kid got so schwafted last night! did you see that sharpie design on his face?

by anders and angus June 3, 2006

schwaffel nuffer

is a retarded cat with rat teeth

wow what a schwaffel nuffer.

by choofy November 26, 2017

Schweedle

Guy with a big black schlong

Hey look at Requis, what a schweedle!

by Tyronewinston3 February 16, 2022