Schlart

Poop, diahrea, the poop that oozes out of your anus when you need to poo really badly

I needed to poop so badly, as I was running to the toliet, some schlart dripped down my pants.

by wllimaww July 11, 2010

Scholarshit

n. When one who is expecting a large scholarship receives one that is, well, shit.

I can't afford to go to (insert college here) because all I got there was scholarshit.

by shannabanana310 June 10, 2011

schlarp

The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.

Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.

by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003

schylar

a short hairy little man with no life! he thinks he has a big dick but actually has a chode! and a huge bush! he likes coffee from the gay boy shop! thank goodness schylar has no friends

I really hate schylar!

by yzx$& March 8, 2016

scholasick

very Sick of school. always wanting to play hooky.

Lopuhoid: Laurie, I am so scholasick!!
Laurie: TELL me about it!
Lopuhoid: The only thing that makes school better is my tothot boyfriend over there!
Laurie: I know!

by Lopuhoid September 27, 2007

ghetto scholarship

Four years in the state pen

Threee gangstas in my class got a full ride ghetto scholarship

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

schlarg

to feel like shit,crappy;or a drinking exclamation.

With every shot of whiskey we drank last night,we yelled "SCHLARG"...consequently the next morning,everyone felt like "schlarg"

by Phred Wasted February 16, 2008