schmoopa

a nickname you call your boo thang

“i miss you schmoopa”
“i love you schmoopa”

by muffinlovessds March 21, 2025

The Scholar

When having sex with a woman, taking her from behind and using her back as a desk - a place where you can put your laptop, textbooks, notes, etc. to get some homework done.

Dude, how'd you get that paper done last night? I could hear you and Jenny from the other room.
We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.

by B-Jazzle March 13, 2010

mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.

You missed a mike schmool over there

by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011

wannabe scholar

college students that only go to the library on finals week

guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library

guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar

by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011

Party Scholar

A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.

John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar

by PrinceHarry11 August 4, 2013

Sarca-scholar

A person that understands, accepts, and has mastered the art of sarcasm.

He is such a Sarca-scholar! I bet his ex wife hates the sarcasm that he has mastered like a second language!

by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014

Beauty scholarship

Crash and burn component to poorly executed flirt.

Hot girl: "i'm trying to get accepted in to vandelay state to study medicine next year."

Virgin: "Oh, you could get accepted easily... on a beauty scholarship.

by nerd observer November 20, 2014