schlock

annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt

that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock

by Robinrobby August 21, 2007

schlock

a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper

"I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks

by sickness of deep thinking October 16, 2016

Schlick Pop

This word is most commonly used to describe the noise that Doug/Louis/Dave's ass makes when G's penis is removed from it.

G: Hey Doug, you ready for a nasty "schlick pop"?
Doug: No, please keep going!

by Jeff Ladd a.k.a. Meatballs December 19, 2004

schnecken

The act of rolling an overweight, self conscious girl in a ball up like a Jewish pastry, ejaculating in the middle of the structure, and then eating a piece of chicken parm.

Bruce: Wow, I heard Mark gave Carl a schnecken in the Falcons Bunk!

Ted: What bakery did he get it at?

by Schneck 270 August 1, 2008

schlock

To overcharged a customer.

Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.

by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005

schlick

The opposite of “schlong,” especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.

She said that he didn’t quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.

by Gharles May 24, 2018

schleckies

A disgustingly, yummy tasting meal with shrimp, peas and chinese noodles and sauce.

Girl 1: "Hey have you tried some of Marvin's Schleckies"
Girl 2: "What is shleckies"
Girl 1: "Its just about the best shit you'll taste in your mouth xD"
Girl 2:"Fuck lets go get some, and get shittered on Captin J afterwards!"

by shesthagal83 January 23, 2009