lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Water sausage

A wetland flowering plant with brown, oblong seedpods. Known less commonly as "typha."

Oh! It is a "water sausage."

by Negative_Hippie March 1, 2016

Cunt Sausage

An elongated clitoris which resembles a small penis.

Dude! I swear I could have sucked her cunt sausage!!!

by IFlingPoo March 12, 2009

duck sausage

A meat product for your lady friend to enjoy.

"Have you ever tried duck sausage?"

"No I haven't."

"Well duck down here and get you some!"

by O'Face June 25, 2005

Spicy sausage

A sex technique where the recipient covers their penis in hot sauce, then the partner licks the hot sauce off.

My girlfriend wanted a spicy sausage. It burned my dick a lot.

by Amy_S January 26, 2017

sausage bag

whence fornicating a girl in the anal cavity, you put your entire fist in her vagina and get you hand in such a position where you can open it and through the placeba you can wrap your hand round your dick and give yourself a handjob. its the shit

sausage bag me now

by sausagebagking January 7, 2011

sausage looter

Someone who's obsessed with sausage on a homo-erotic level.

OMG that mikeysjeep in the pirate thread is such a freakin' sausage looter!

or

Here comes mikeysjeep, hide your sausage!

by citizenlame December 9, 2006