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Sass-a-lina Jolie

A girl that is smug, sassy, never smiles... who is all business and works against you, or has no interest in you talking to her... whether being jovial conversation or an advance. Word play off Anglina Jolie's name.
1.That bitch won't give me the time of day. She's a Sass-a-lina Jolie.
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
by Artartistablue June 18, 2016
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silly sass

When you criticism someone in a way that isn't serious, you're being sarcastic. Especially when you make it really obvious to the person that you're just having some fun and don't mean what you say. Online, often emphasised with silly smilies and such!
'Oh look at them, lurking in the chat room, hiding from the rest of us!' :)

This is silly sass.
This is sissy sassing someone.
by Pseydoname April 3, 2015
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ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
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Sass

by Rkvidkskglsk August 19, 2020
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ryan sass

When a person is unbelievably sarcastic and real with you, to such an extent that it drives you back to therapy.
“Dude, he keeps triggering me”
“He must have that ryan sass”
by user24575788 January 24, 2024
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sass masta from doncasta

the one and only louis tomlinson from one direction
he's known for being really sassy
Abby: do you know who the sass masta from doncasta is?
Elle: of course! he's louis tomlinson
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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Couch Sassing

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.

You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
by V1K1NG June 13, 2013
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