Samurai

Samurai facts:

-Samurai's can outrun there shadow
-Samurai's penetrate bullets
-Samurai's can stop a train at 200 mph by poking it
-Samurai's don't sleep, they plan the next move
-Samurai's fart can enhance human beings, too bad they don't fart in society
-Samurai's can kill a human being with a blade of grass
-Samurai's eat Gold and drink Mercury
-Samurai's can catch a moving bullet with their teeth
-Samurai's only use there Katanas if there life is in danger, too bad it never happens
-Samurai's tears seal wounds
-Samurai's daily exercise includes finger stands, push ups using your nose, and stopping shurikens with two fingers
-Samurai's never stops moving
-Samurai's bench the empire state building
-Samurai's march creates earth quakes
-Samurai's war cry creates thunder and lightning
-If someone saw a Samurai's face, their eyes would burn out, and their skin would melt
-One Samurai = 200 Ninjas
-Samurai's are better than ninjas

Guy 1 - Dude, You see Takemoto over there?
Guy 2 - Yea he's a Samurai

by Thad Badassle May 6, 2011

The Communist Democracy of Samland

idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.

The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird.

by natsirteg123 January 15, 2019

Samurai Karasu

one of the coolest dudes on the planet and don't you question it >:

Samurai Karasu > ALFY and Ashley combined. =o

by DarkMatter October 7, 2004

SamuraiXmas

A holiday celebrated in secret by the samurai of feudal japan. In feudal japan christianity was forbidden because it was the cause of an uprising at the city of shimabara. Thousands of Christians perished in the genocide and those that remained worshipped in secret.

The number one rule of SamuraiXmas..you do not talk about SamuraiXmas

by The Christian Samurai March 24, 2005

Samlawn The blue

Most badass of all blues.
This samlawn is champion of all.
All who question his authority are fools.

Samlawn the blue champion of the bitter frozzen north

by samlawn January 9, 2009

Tower Defence Simulator

Tower defence simulator is an amazing game on roblox lead by BelowNatural. The games goal is to survive waves of zombies by placing towers and upgrading them, the more waves, the stronger zombies. By winning you get coins to get towers and pointless emotes. You can also try out hardcore mode.
Did i mention updates come once a year?

Jeremy: I personally think Tower Defence simulator is the best game on roblox!
Jimmy: But updates in Tower defence simulator Come like once a year dude.
Jeremy: Oh i forgot.

by ZephyraWasTaken February 1, 2021

simulaton

A simulaton is an entity in a simulation. For instance, if the whole world is a simulated computer worlds, people would be simulatons. The word has the same style of root as "automaton" does. An automaton is the product of automation, while a simulaton is the product of simulation.

Pronounciation: SIH-mule-uh-tawn

The simulatons pooled their knowledge and concluded that they were indeed constructs in a vast computer system.

by Milos Djokovic August 19, 2007