roasted nuts

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef
1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.
by spoot September 07, 2006
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Weenie roast

The act of one or more people positioning themselves under a flaccid/cold penis and breathing on it without touching it until it becomes erect/warm.
Me: im a little cold down there. You ladies should give me a weenie roast
Ladies: (heavy breathing)
Me: awe yeah that feels good
by SOAD4.0 November 06, 2015
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roasting chicken

A sexual position, where a woman wears a strap on penis. She penetrates a man from behind, while masterbating him.
Last night I had a date with the hot redhead from cubical 69, we were roasting chicken, and my mind was totally blown !
by Kileke December 02, 2017
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roast dinner

possibly the best creation to come from england
it consists of;

a huge joint of meat usually; beef, lamb, pork or chicken.

roast potatoes, cooked in fat which makes them incredibly tasty and crispy.

yorkshire pudding, beautiful creation.

vegetables, often cauliflower cheese, peas, carrots, leeks in a cheese sauce topped with bread crumbs.

many people pour gravy onto this dinner, this accompanies it wonderfully.
my grandma cooks a superb roast dinner on a sunday
by fit_gash June 16, 2008
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roasting the beans

Dude bro, that bitch is really roasting the beans!

by RockinTits423 February 08, 2009
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dry roast

Having sexual intercourse with a dead English man.
Man, that dry roast last night was amazing!
by Petey B. May 23, 2006
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