Richard Hale

A all boy school located in England, Hertfordshire, Hertford Town. Another nickname for this school is Dicky Hale. The school is 400 years old and claims to be excellent...which it's not, as half the teachers don't know how to teach. Richard Hale is full of smart lads who act like total melts when they are in a school envoirment. Teachers are bullied by the absolute roasts that are given to them by the students which means they tend to leave in their first year . The school is also extremely poor as it struggles to even supply paper in some departments. Not to mention our attendance is also one of the worst in the county, due to the students sick of being in that bad of a educational envoirment. The headmaster is also doesn't know what he is doing and the senior leadership team is always moody. But overall the school is full of bright lads and banta. But I wouldn't recommend attending the school if you want a good education
Boy 1: I want to go to a school where I can learn
Boy 2: Wouldn't recommend Richard Hale then
Boy 1: Thought that school had 400 years of excellent

Boy 2: well you are wrong it's bad for education good for banta
by Big Ian wolff April 21, 2019
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raging richard

Derived from the term “Raging Boner”. The “Raging Richard” describes a specific sequence of events leading to a visible boner ‘raging’ underneath a male individual’s shorts. The ‘Richard’ in question will likely achieve legendary status among his peers for successfully completing this sequence.

Steps to performing a Raging Richard:
1. A particularly eager female (also known as a ‘ratchet’) must be present for social interaction. She must also have a boyfriend/significant other present in the environment.
2. The female must be courted by the ‘Richard’ and accompanied to an area where seating is possible.
3. After seating, at any point during this interaction, the female must proceed to stand up and walk away.
4. Immediately, the male must firmly smack the female’s ass and state in a seductive voice: “hop on”.

5. The female must now straddle the ‘Richard’, and vigorously "dry hump" him.
6. Concurrent with the straddling, the significant other of the ratchet must be in the vicinity, and stare intently. The significant other must not intervene.
7. The male must now reach a state of having a raging boner. He must also be wearing shorts thin enough that the occurring ‘rager’ will lift the fabric and become visible to the public (to “pitch a tent”).

8. Once these events have all been completed, one will be known to have performed a “Raging Richard”.
Yooo that chick was so fine. Her boyfriend was totally staring at Kyle’s Raging Richard!
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richard armitage

A very tall, moody actor, best known for his role as Thorin Oakenshield in the Hobbit. Has dreamy blue eyes and a big heart.
Richard Armitage;
Person who meets Richard: wow... I would totally climb that tree.
by 80s girl January 20, 2019
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Devious Richard

The act among male friends of pressing a boner into another man's ass crack either for pleasure or as a joke.
Last night Ringo did a devious richard on hamlet, hamlet was so surprised he fell down.
by thethinkerof21s March 15, 2009
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Richard Donner

(adjective) A person who sucks a man’s penis with intensity.

Polite form of Dick Donner.
I thought she wouldn’t blow me, but she’s a Richard Donner.
by dick69 May 08, 2009
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Richard

A bastard with no dick and is gay. He touches girl boobs and touches people dicks and pussy
Richard is so gay
by Poperking937 March 08, 2018
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Richard Simmons

A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!
Richard Simmons exercise videos are funny in a disturbing way.
by The awesome one December 13, 2004
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