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Someone who was dropped on their head when he/she was a baby.
You: I got dropped on my head when I was 6 months old.
Me: You're a retard.
retard by Wills0 May 22, 2009
A person with many disabilities.
Also has ABSOLUTLY NO CHANCE IS BEING SMART.
Will be confused forever.
I sure do feel bad for Nicholas over there, because he is a retard.
Retard by Awsome though January 8, 2015
People who sit around on facebook all day, poking each other or tagging friends in photos.
Retard by ramguy April 20, 2009
Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard
retard by Germany Wilkinson March 8, 2009
1. A person with a mental disability. 2. A really stupid and ignorant person who has no life. 3. Barack Obama
"Obama's such a freaking retard with his retarded socialist ideas.
Retard by computergangster January 2, 2010
slang for someone who is constantly undesirable, stupid, weird, immature, a loser, etc.
Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a dousche and a wannabe

I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back

I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards

I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird

I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do

I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care

I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises

An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me

I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)

Most people hate me

I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)

I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me

I am a fag

I am short and fat

I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!

I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"
retard by girl45678493759 January 7, 2010