plastic debt rectangle

A piece of plastic where your debt is stored

Should’ve replaced “credit card” with “plastic debt rectangle”

by sayerseswq September 18, 2020

rectal squirt

Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.

"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.

by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006

Fast Food Restaurant

The stuff that fat people will bitch about if its not made correctly. Most of the employees are underpaid teenages who dont give a shit about you or your order (even though they seem like they do.)

Hey you got my order wrong, Im missing a medium fries. We all know your really not, your just trying to screw our company. Good job asswipe, people make mistakes. Calm down and go for a run, fatass.

by whopper boy December 11, 2004

Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

rectal

Rectal is deeper than anal. In other words, someone who is rectal pays FAR deeper attention to detail than someone who is anal.

Person1: This is ridiculous. I have to get ALL the points right to pass the test?

Person2: Yeah, and to make it worse, if you mispronounce one word or if you take too long or too short of a break in between, you fail.

Person1: That's unfair! Why is the teacher so anal?

Person2: She's more than just anal. She's rectal!

by E_Dawg January 10, 2009

rastaman

Rastafarian.

Marley was a rastaman. Irie!

by Octopod November 7, 2003

rasta box

A Jamaican boom box/ghetto blaster for listening to reggae.

Dey tiefed (stole) my rasta box.

by Mace Duverney March 31, 2010