Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears

Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

by Dave Davies August 2, 2022

deep spinal rescue

Whenever a woman is performing fellatio to a man on all fours, at the time of climaxing for the man he hooks his fingers in her assh*le and keeps her from pulling away. Rescuing the children by deep spinal maneuvering.

"I caught the baseball game and the next day I went hiking. I was so tired I slept in, I just called in sick. How was your weekend?"
"I deep spinal rescued my tinder date on Friday and on Saturday I went to the movies to watch the new Spiderman movie."

by fhitshacedeveryday June 10, 2023

McCarthy to the rescue!

A common refrain among Republicans right after Trump staged the Insurrection, as Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy headed down to kiss Trump’s golden ass after he courageously but impulsively ‘dissed’ him and then quickly realized he’d set himself up for having his entire political life go down the drain (which happened anyway).

It was definitely “McCarthy to the rescue!” happening when Kevin uttered the insipid statement, “Well you know, Donald is said to be not eating and he is very depressed.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023

Because that's on my resume

Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.

Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.

Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.

by Ediberto May 21, 2018