saints reckoning

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible

And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies

by jim bob ray April 10, 2007

Divine Reciprocity

The act of vomiting into the mouth of a sexual partner, who should then be courteous enough to return the favour.

This gesture of affection can be repeated ad infinitum, but the rules are that not a single drop shall pass outside of either person's mouth.

Step 1) Eddie moves in on potential conquest. As he moves in for a 'kiss', said conquest meets his lips.

Step 2) As soon as it can be ascertained that lips are parted, the operation has the green light. Eddie triggers his gag reflex and spews a stream of bile into conquest's mouth

Step 3) In most cases, a person's natural reaction to being sick is to turn their head away and to the ground. EDDIE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. With a deft drop of the shoulder he has manouevred underneath conquest and pressed his mouth to hers once more, catching her bounty

Step 4) Eddie has two choices now: swallow or continue the mouth-rape. Eddie realises that Divine Reciprocity is a game that gets increasingly difficult to continue, so his decision is not taken lightly

BLERRRRGHHHHH

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin November 12, 2009

Quadrexpolinear reciprograph

A mathematical formular which combines quadratic, exponential, linear and reciprocal functions.

This is the formula for a quadrexpolinear reciprograph:

Y=ax^2+b^x+(1/x)+cx

by 10th grade maths student November 5, 2010

Redneck Reciprocity

When an Urban Cowboy chooses, or is forced to live in an urban environment and shares his/her music with the neighborhood. It is no secret the black people are generous in one regard; they love to share their music. Redneck Reciprocity is “giving back to the community”. Usually frowned upon by blacks or wann-be’s, but no one understands why, as they certainly love all music and genres, and that is why they share their music with neighborhood.

Tyron Shoes: "Yo you hurr that honky banging that booshit mang?"
Shaquicka: "ahmang, it soundz likes the booshit dey mades us listen toos at the field twip we took to the cuntra dat day"
Tyron Shoes: "I guess he right fo blastin that Redneck Reciprocity, we make hims preepole listen to our bang bang diggty hip hoppity shaka yo buddy don't stopiddy music, so I cantz blamz dem fo reel"

by Commander Poopy Pants November 23, 2011

Red Shirt Reciever

An amazing person who is amazing at everything they do.

Bryan and Matt

"Damn dude those red shirt recievers own at life"

by RSR#9 October 27, 2008

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2009