Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.

"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"

by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008

reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)

person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no

by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019

cat-like readiness

On edge, waiting for something while in an extreme state of anxiety and/or anticipation

She sat in the passenger seat, existing in a state of cat-like readiness, for her date to make his move

by Diana Stark April 18, 2005

readon

Readon, a hardon from a book.

Dude, that kid is so into Twilight he got a readon.

by John888999 February 22, 2009

readonlymode

Something that agrevates the hell out of every member of Deviant Art. A status deviantart.com is in frequently each day and night. Side effects may include pulling of hair and fainting.

Damn. DA is in Readonlymode again!

by Azildin February 22, 2005

Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

by the plagiarist July 1, 2011

reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.

I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.

by SFygmnt March 14, 2014