Perry Johnson

Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.

Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.

Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.

Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.

A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.

Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.

Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023

Nick Perrydore

Someone who likes cheese and likes to vape.

Yo Nick Perrydore, let me hit that

by Definitely not Joseph:) November 6, 2019

amy perry

Amy Perry is the definition of a disappointment, she uses auto cirrect. Shame on the Amy Perrys out there

Amy perry is a disappointment

by Kh1o3 October 31, 2020

Thomas Perry

No matter how much time he has to do homework he still can't get it done. You might think he is playing games during that time however he is still doing homework. He is a lost cause. He is a sweat at academic things however the results don't come through. He might end up as the manager of your local drug store.

Thomas Perry hasn't finished his homework, even though he has spent 5 hours on it. (it was a 15 minute project)

by ZackaryUS November 11, 2020

lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsano...pterygon

ok since that IM LIKE THE ONLY ONE DEFINING THIS lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsano...pterygon is a fictional dish mentioned in aristophanes. it is a greek word too, and that is it.

guy 1: bro have u seen aristophanes lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsano...pterygon dish?
guy 2: wtf

by ur reading this rn January 14, 2023

Piss off Perry

Someone that you do not or don’t want to believe. Someone that needs knocking down a peg or two

Wife : just got to put my face on and I will be ready .
Husband: do you need a shovel ?

Wife: piss off Perry !!

by Pez22 May 26, 2019

Fuck you Perry

when you want to tell Perry aka Agent P to fuck off

Perry: yo wassup
me: fuck you perry

by WeedTree September 27, 2020