A device that consists of a fork with the centre two prongs broken off. It is used to defend against the prostitutes of Magaluf.
To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.
The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).
It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.
The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).
It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
APD (Anti Prossy Device)
Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."
Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."
Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
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My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.
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"Prostate much?": 1. To partake in male anal delight. 2. The act of anal sex between 2 males; or a man and a woman with a dildo or strap-on. 3. To stimulate the male prostate gland.
Used in a sentence: (Partner 1) Prostate much? (Said to partner 2). (Partner 2) By what do you mean? (Partner 1) Let me greeze your hole so I can show you. (Partner 2) The pain is unbearable! (Partner 1) Shut up and let me finish. (Partner 2) I feel dirty.
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Chris: hey justin, do you think those girls are hott?
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
by ETOWNS May 13, 2006
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2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.
3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
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3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.
2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.
3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.
3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
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