poonsperation

the persperation of a womans "poon" or "magical source of the holy poontang"

holy poontang ive got more poonsperation than a wet vagina

by hahahaunluckhenry December 15, 2010

poonskee oner

a phrase or term used by try-hard gronks, referring to a females genitals... Anyone who uses this phrase is quite obviously a virgin and will probably remain so until their mid 40's or even life

Gronk: oi bro did you get any poonskee oner on the weekend
guy: pfft fuck off you pathetic cunt

by aegdhkckt May 21, 2011

Ponsole

A combination of the words 'PC' and 'Console'. Applicable to the new devices made for the Steam platform.

Jeff - "Did you get one of those new Steam consoles?"

Chris - "Yeah I got a Ponsole!"

by Ponsolenator October 25, 2013

poonspan

The span of slut birth years between which the present day individual can procure.

Baller-W's poonspan was just shy of two decades on his most recent trip home - he banged the coug a day after railing the ol' high school sweetheart four years his junior from behind.

by Sculipn November 20, 2015

Phonsciolizing

To sit with friends, at a social gathering while you and everyone else is looking through their phones.

My friends and I were at the diner phonsciolizing with one another and my friend Laura texted all of us the funniest picture of a goat dealing cards.

by mrlarezzo July 10, 2016

Poonstarch

Another word used to call somebody a pussy

Quit being a poonstarch{ and sneak out with us.

by Pillbillyy August 7, 2016

Poonswap

1. Somebody who is always criticizing and hating on you. A "hater".

2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.

1. "What the fuck are you wearing"
"Shut up you Poonswap"

2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"

by Migamortis September 18, 2016