Procrastinating 

What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.

Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating

Procrastinating by Astrantia April 10, 2003

Procrastinating 

I'll get a definition for it later.....

teacher: John did you do you're paper?

John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....

teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...

Procrastinating by Thatgingerkid December 6, 2010

procrastinating 

something im doing right now

MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.

procrastinating by TotalNoobSauce February 18, 2008

procrastibate 

To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.

Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate

Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.

procrastibate by catface101 September 27, 2010

Procrastibate 

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.

Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.

Procrastibate by Barrakuda4 February 19, 2010

Procrastibator 

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

Procrastibator by krakadoom October 21, 2008

procrastination 

1) Just like masturbation. It feels great now, but in the end you realized you screwed yourself
2) when someone thinks your dumb but your really smart, you just have a problem. its the real reason smart kids do poorly

Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent!

procrastination by mort 35.5 October 9, 2005