Pooce

To indulge in one's own lack of energy. To be too tired to do much. Connotatively, due to inebriation.

John: Hey come over here.
Tad: Naw man, I'm going to pooce.

John: Hey man, what's up?
Tad: Not too much, I'm really pooced.

by A Cool Cation October 27, 2011

porcelain punisher

A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.

I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...

by Blair Y. January 19, 2006

Procedure Town

A term used by workers, usually in minimum wage jobs, who deliberately follow work place procedures to the letter in order to slow down the functioning of the business and annoy managers.

"Fuck this place, I'm going downtown to procedure town."

by Bravo Tango Cheesecake January 20, 2021

porcelain pariah

one who takes the blame for a foul odor in a upblic restroom.

This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.

by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007

Porcelain Enema

When you take a big shit and the turd creates a splash that goes up into your asshole, acting as a cleaner of sorts.

Not long after having my usual double quarter pounder meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger, I sat on the toilet in anticipation of a porcelain enema.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

porcelain revelation

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.

Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.

by ilted April 8, 2010

probemotion

Getting a promotion by getting fucked in the ass.

Luke: Did you hear about Haley?
Mark: No. What happened?
Luke: She got a probemotion last week.

by digitechguy July 25, 2011