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"Preston Playz iz a sel outt."
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Peyton

Peyton is a very smart girl . She have lots of friends. She is so so cute and fine. Everybody love Peyton. She is like the best girl you know. She love basketball ๐Ÿ€ a lot.
Peyton as a big butt and she got some haters and a lot of friends. She got sisters and brother that love her and she love them โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’šโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–คโฃ๏ธ.
by Peypey savage March 23, 2017
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Preston

Blonde hair, Baby Blue eyes, tall, always tan and muscular. He is sometimes quiet and shows no emotion but with the right friends around he will begin to open up.He's loving, kind and adorible. He's in love with his girlfriend and Xbox360. He could also be extremely racist due to past incidents but its ok because he is an adorible aryan Nazi. He has an enormous temper if you push him to it he'll probably rip you in half with his penis.Oh, ya... His penis is ery large, bout 8 inches at least.
I hope every girl finds their Preston.
by Sgt Dieter April 12, 2011
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Peyton Pasta

When a man with a bowl cut is engaging in oral sex, and cums in the receiver's mouth, while she has uncooked spaghetti strands in her mouth. The receiver will then soak the spaghetti in the man's semen and then spit it into a pot. The cumghetti will then be cooked for 6-8 minutes and served with meatballs, garlic bread, and Ragu. Then, the bowl-hair cutted man will then piss in the spaghetti, and then feed it to his family as a scrumptious family dinner. Delish!
"You got any ideas for what to make the kids to dinner?"
"Yeah they've been real assholes lately, let's make them Peyton Pasta."
by TheMilkyMeta March 27, 2016
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Peryton

ONE OF THE BIGGEST DICKS KNOW ON THE PLANET. HONESTLY THE GUY HAS A FOREARM ATTACHED TO HIS GROIN. LEGEND HIS IT HE ONCED COCK SLAPPED A LADY AND IT REARRANGED HER FACE.
Girl1: WOW have you seen Peryton he is a biggun

Girl2: OMG I know right?
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Peyton Manning

Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.
Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?

Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.
by Amit G October 19, 2006
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Peyton

Peyton is one of the best person to be a friend with. She is quiet, but noticing the world around her. She loves drawing and can get creative in active learning. She is a free willing person and doesn't listen to haters. She cares about her friends deeply and tries her best to notice their emotions. She can brighten your face and turn that frown upside down. With her upcoming relationships, she will need a push, and even a little help. She does not share her emotions often, but will say a lot of things that come to her mind. Peyton's are highly intelligent, gentle, brave, shy, protective, honest, humorous, and beautiful. She will go out of her way to help a friend in need. Don't worry, she is on the side of the angels but is not always innocent. Be careful though, Peyton's will volunteer at almost anything.
Person 1: Who's that girl who just helped me with all my problems?
Person 2: Oh that was Peyton, she is such a sweetheart.
by Putumy October 13, 2017
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