Predaphile

Usually an older person around their fourties who enjoys hitting on and or making flirtacious and awkward comments to one who is far younger than them. Related to a cougar and a dirty old man. Except they are worse because they are terrible at hiding what they do and make it extremely obvious even to the person's significant other. They tend to be quite stupid as well.

A: "The barbie beezy at my boyfriends work was trying to hit on him while I was there! She's like in her fourties and completely plastic"

"EW what a predaphile!!"

"Yeah, no kidding. I wanted to punch her in the fake boob. I wonder if they'd pop!"

"They probably would..."

B: Predaphile-"so aren't you getting that tattoo soon"

Young man-"umm....why were you listening in on my conversation with my brother?"

Predaphile-"hahahaha oh you're so cute..."

Young man-"I have a girlfriend, you predaphile!"

by BlondeJay July 22, 2011

predestination

Belief started by John Calvin that God has already decided everything that happens beforehand and nothing we do can change it. To put it simply the absence of free will.

Jimmy-Jimmy tried to altar predestination by not going to school one day, but God already knew he planed to do it.

by WindWaker68 May 1, 2004

The Predator

You pull out and stand over your partner while they yell, "Come on! I'm here! Do it!", until you supersoak her.

Bonus points if you are Carl Weathers.

Last night we were sooo drunk we went at it for a while and before you know it, we were into The Predator for the big finish.

by Mr. Fontana March 12, 2009

apex sexual predator

A being of Supreme Sexuality, Possibly includes a 12 ft Dick

Ho boy, that T-Rex is a apex sexual predator, with his 20ft Shaft

by Timmy T. Johnson July 5, 2017

Predator

A man's penis which is so big that you can't give head to it because by the time you get to the nob you would have died. The pubic hairs were actually the garden of eden. This penis stared in Lord of The Rings as Mount Doom. To put it simply a very large penis.

Robin: Did you know that kano's predator created the grand canyon by turkey slapping the ground.
Benassi: Really and I do believe that by urinating his predator could fill it up aswell.

by Stooddie October 17, 2008

predatory

Adjective for a very hurtful roast.

Oh fuck that shit was predatory. That motherfucker must be crying in the bathroom.

by lokli December 18, 2020

ricardo is a sexual predator

cunt

ricardo is a sexual predator

by schofield is gay May 17, 2019