PANOOMA

Acronym for "Pull A Number Out Of My Ass". Used mostly in any context where you have to come up with a number but don't have the time or inclination to actually do the work to figure out what the real number is.

"I only got this assignment five minutes before this meeting, so I'll PANOOMA and say 37%."

by RantingNerd November 2, 2009

panosiar

Slang word used in some parts of Nicaragua meaning to shower or to wash your face, hands, etc.

Me voy a panosiar.

I'm gonna go shower.

by Salvatruch/Nica-Collabo! December 1, 2009

paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

panoria

She is the best friend anyone can have. Clumsy very sporty, super hot and bubbly. all the boys wanna have her and she only feels bubbly about one. Is tanned easily and has freckles and the modst beautiful green eyes and she has many friends including the one and only constance who is super hot

omg, i feel so panoria about him

by gorgeouss babess August 7, 2011

Paranoia Activia

The fear of your Activia or fiber one bar kicking in

Dude after lunch, I have the worst case of Paranoia Activia during ballet rehearsal.

by Balletfreak November 15, 2011

Panorelfie

A selfie taken in panorama mode.

Get a pic of all 12 of us! Take a panorelfie!

by andyfowler January 12, 2015

Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)

by Zton October 9, 2016