BY: Shelley Seahawks E - Poutrage (n) An expression of anger on the internet when a person, place, or thing fails to validate a particular group's personal beliefs. Poutrage can be identified by comments written in all caps, declarations that the offender is an agent of Satan, charges of terrorism, and threatening to boycott a product or organization they never supported in the first place. These are often followed by Bible verses but its difficult to discern the message due to misspelled words, poor grammar and lack of punctuation.
Poutrage EX: I AM AFFENDED BY YOURE TV AD SHOWING THEM UN NATRAL FREEKS HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY GOD LIKE THAT YOU ARE SATAN LUVERS AND CAVEING IN TO THEM GAY AGENDA TERRORISTS I NEVER DID USE YOUR PRODUKT AND WILL NEVER AND WILL TELL MY FRENDS NOT TO SUPPORT YOU EVIL LIBRUL GOD HATERS MURICAH!
Poutrage EX: Ohhhh ya... "me n bubba r nevr comin to yer store agin TIL U SAY MERY CHRSTMAS EVER GOL DERN DAY U GOD HATIN TERORST MOOSLUM NAZI
Poutrage EX: Ohhhh ya... "me n bubba r nevr comin to yer store agin TIL U SAY MERY CHRSTMAS EVER GOL DERN DAY U GOD HATIN TERORST MOOSLUM NAZI
by K4REN May 18, 2014
Get the Poutrage mug.The opposite of "pinch", especially in reference to gestures on touch screen devices. Where a "pinching" motion is used to zoom in to an image on the device, the opposite "poutching" motion is used to zoom out. Derived from the fact that to "pinch" is to draw the fingers inwards, to "poutch" would be drawing the fingers outwards ("p-IN-ch" - "p-OUT-ch")
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Get the Poutine mug.A sexual maneuver based upon the delicious Quebecois delicacy. The ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (poop), melted cheese curds (semen). The "chef" concocts this sexual dish as follows: A male or female's ass is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef's fingers. The chef then proceeds to ejaculate on his or her poop covered fingers. The chef's fingers are then fed to the famished individual.
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by Bagginssssssssss March 25, 2003
Get the poutine mug.Canadian dish that has spread in popularity to the Northeastern states. Traditionally it was fried potatoes covered in turkey gravy and sprinkled with the skimmed cheese curds. Modern interpretations are:
Beef gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Hobo Fries in the MD/DC/NOVA region.
Chicken gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Disco Fries in the NJ/NY/PA region - often considered the true new form considering NJ has more diners that any other state and this is where the dish is normally available.
Beef gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Hobo Fries in the MD/DC/NOVA region.
Chicken gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Disco Fries in the NJ/NY/PA region - often considered the true new form considering NJ has more diners that any other state and this is where the dish is normally available.
"Welcome to Quebec - would you like to try some poutine today eh? It should be right oot."
"Ugh, I was so trashed last night I couldnt even find my way back to the metro and I wandered around Adams Morgan for like 40 minutes. Thank God I made it back to College Park, because now we can go to Platos and have hobo fries."
"Yo, I got so fucking fucked up last night. I just barely caught the Path back to NJT and got home to New Brunzz. Lets peace over to the diner for some fucking disco fries."
"Ugh, I was so trashed last night I couldnt even find my way back to the metro and I wandered around Adams Morgan for like 40 minutes. Thank God I made it back to College Park, because now we can go to Platos and have hobo fries."
"Yo, I got so fucking fucked up last night. I just barely caught the Path back to NJT and got home to New Brunzz. Lets peace over to the diner for some fucking disco fries."
by Cass March 16, 2005
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