The government going round in circles by frequently implementing lockdown restrictions due to their failure to governor and keep their citizens safe by waiting until there is a new spike of infections
You put your household in, your kiddies out, in out in out spread it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn around what's that? A third lockdown.
by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

by SlimeGuyf6y7waesgbyeuf February 16, 2022

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

by Egwavy September 4, 2018

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.
by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016

She is my girl who can't stop smoking when she should before she gets pregnant instead of when she finds out she's pregnant!
by L33TZOR September 22, 2013
