pLOLice

A forum moderator, game master, IRC chhannel operator, or any other such Internet traffic moderator, mostly as a way to bring attention to pseudo authoritarian figures.

(IRC)
<Franor>It's a spambot! Call the pLOLice!
<Eastree>the pLOLice are here!
* Eastree sets mode: +kb v!agra*!*@*.*
* v!agra has been kicked my Eastree (pLOLice strike!)

by The Ernest September 18, 2006

Ploop

The sound a drop of water makes when it hits the ground.

I’m hearing many ploops outside, it must be starting to rain.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Ploople

To piss and shit at the same exact time

That was one massive ploople I just took

by mommy? sorry, mommy? March 2, 2021

ploof

ploof is jizz, jizz is ploof

when i busted in her mouth, a fuck load of ploof came out

by the whackenator September 23, 2004

Ploo

A sign of affection

Hey thats muh girl
really?
yeah she's muh Ploo

by IBFREE October 4, 2006

ploof

when you fart and queef at the same time while receiving the shocka.

Lets go ploofing tonight girls.
I ploofed while hitting your kufi.

by new crew January 17, 2007

plol

Like the original laugh out loud but the p at the beginning means pity.

Mostly used when a friend makes a stupid joke in a chatroom and you plol at it to let him know you're doing it out of pity, and the joke wasn't really funny.

(Can also be used as plmao, profl, proflmao, etc.)

Taking place in a chat room...

BlackM4uFL: asl ladies?
Friend: I saw BlackM4uFL pitching a fit at Boston Market because they refused to double deep fry his rotisserie chicken.
BlackM4uFL: That joke was really wack.
You: plol @ double deep fry the chicken

by Mimi Jackson May 4, 2008