This involves Jerkmate Ranked, it is Rank 5. Only the person who goons and has the most strokes per second is allowed up here.
by x2 AssBandit February 27, 2025
Get the Platinum Pullermug. The finest, sweetest, hottest, wettest, best piece of ass anywhere around. You just can't miss a chance to take a ride.
by Oakley Grab Ur Gun November 22, 2013
Get the platinum taximug. Having a great conversation at a great location. A lesser conversation at a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.
Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie Sheen’s whore house, this is Platinum Chatting.
by PorkLover69 March 22, 2024
Get the Platinum Chattingmug. A rich person who actually uses their wealth to make other people's lives better. They may or may not live in modest homes, but they do fund charities, buy practical gifts for the poor and encourage other rich people to do the same. According to Hollywood, these people are rarer than dragons.
Ever since Dave won the lottery, he's become a platinum champion! He helped pay for my daughter's medical bills and we've never even met before yesterday!
by garbagemountain January 15, 2016
Get the platinum championmug. by Dani Platinum January 11, 2022
Get the Dani Platinummug. by lolman187 August 9, 2022
Get the Jack o Platinummug. WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!
Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
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Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the Invictus Platinummug.