Cause - going to Las Vegas and getting crazy fucked up and/or doing any of the following while there; drinking scotch from the cookie of Katie, 6 bottles 2 hours at the Bank, eating soil (who eats soil?), snacking on 2 day old cream
cheese that was not refrigerated.
Symptoms -
cold or
hot sweats that may smell of alcohol, general all over body ache,
hot congested chest, aching throat, coughing or hacking with mysterious saliva color, crazy colored poop, mysterious bruises and cuts, fatigue, massive headache, fever, constant challenge to those around you to Ro Sham for a dollar, tipping for everything you do, and a general feeling of
death.