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rainbow plague 

(noun)

A disease dating back from 245 million years ago from the proof, 'queer was always here'. This disease gives side affects such as you immediately becoming a part of the LGBTQ+ community without any crisis. This is transmittable from other people with the rainbow plague or through sources such as Alice Oseman's Heartstopper, Trisha Paytas, James Charles (only if you are his victim) or a SQTD (Sexually queer transmitted disease).
I have unfortunate news, your son has caught the rainbow plague and your entire family has been contaminated. We have scheduled your execution for next Monday.

Warm Beer Plague 

n. Phenomenon resulting from a lack of proper container protection. Often occurs more rapidly in tropical climates. Remedies include yeti koosies and cold freezers.
My beer is suffering from the warm beer plague.
Warm Beer Plague by Amers0993 December 2, 2016

black plague 2.0 

Caused when all or any part of the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black is stuck in one's head. Symptoms include tendency to complain and urge to sing the song. Can be spread by simply mentioning the song to someone. Can only be prevented by heavy listening to an individual's favorite artist.
I can't get the song Friday out of my head." "Crap, now it's stuck in my head, the black plague 2.0 is spreading
black plague 2.0 by DurkTurk April 27, 2011

The Black Plague

When a place or occasion where a lot of black people show up, when they don't normally show up to a place/occasion like it.
I was at a KKK rally last night and there was a shit ton of niggas there. It was The Black Plague man, I'm tellin ya!

Vegas Death Plague

Cause - going to Las Vegas and getting crazy fucked up and/or doing any of the following while there; drinking scotch from the cookie of Katie, 6 bottles 2 hours at the Bank, eating soil (who eats soil?), snacking on 2 day old cream cheese that was not refrigerated.

Symptoms - cold or hot sweats that may smell of alcohol, general all over body ache, hot congested chest, aching throat, coughing or hacking with mysterious saliva color, crazy colored poop, mysterious bruises and cuts, fatigue, massive headache, fever, constant challenge to those around you to Ro Sham for a dollar, tipping for everything you do, and a general feeling of death.
I went to Vegas and got ridiculously crazy with the coolest crew ever. I'm now home and feel like I got the Vegas Death Plague.
Vegas Death Plague by Goof T June 1, 2009

Pubonic Plague 

Crabs, Public lice: get's transported from person to person during intercourse. The main symptom is itching, usually in the pubic-hair area, resulting from hypersensitivity to louse saliva, which can become stronger over two or more weeks following initial infestation. In some infestations, a characteristic grey-blue or slate coloration appears (maculae caeruleae) at the feeding site, which may last for days.
Paul: "What the fuck Steve, stop scratching your balls."

Steve:"Sorry man your sister gave me the Pubonic Plague."
Pubonic Plague by dsorchestra90 November 1, 2010