Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag

Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..

by Randino69 April 26, 2023

pack a picnic lunch

Advice Rhode Islanders give each other when one plans to take an in-state car ride that will last more than 20 minutes.

Pete: I'm heading to south county.
Mel: Pack a picnic lunch!

by mgdu October 19, 2022

Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars

Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic

by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

picnic

you sit down. you eat. MAGIC!

Jo: you wanna have a picnic Lauren?
Lauren: NO

by REB7293_2223hfje September 16, 2020

Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

rainy picnic

We grew up being told we were special and thinking we could be anything we wanted. Rainy Picnic is what was supposed to be an amazing plan on which you put so many expectations and motivation and for some reason -that has or not anything to do with you- turns out to be a total fiasco. Just like life.

- I love you.
- Thank you.
- I mean it, I love you so much.
- Thank you very much.

... my life is so Rainy Picnic :(

by alexphil August 31, 2018