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puckered owl

A sexual act that is defined as when you pour lemon juice down a (ladies?) butt crack and it makes you go oww oww oww. (like an owl hooting) Generally only done during kicky sex.
Man, you should have heard her hooting when I gave her the puckered owl.
by giantdonkeydick January 3, 2016
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Pucker Punch

When you punch your sexual partner in the butt hole during sex
Man Justin was so angry with Shannon he Pucker Punched her right in the butt hole
by HemiKortene April 3, 2019
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Puckering Butthole

A certain face made by A certain person that resembles a puckering Butthole.

When someone says open and a person opens and you see their mouth and you immediately think of a puckering butthole.
* Tells friend to open* *"Well that looks like a Puckering Butthole.
by ReedJohnson13 October 29, 2019
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Chicken Plucker method

when an individual is typing at a really slow speed or pace from a result of using only 1 finger, because they are either unfamiliar with a 'qwerty' keyboard or unable to use both hands because one hand may be otherwise occupied.
"sorry i cant type any quicker. i'm using the Chicken Plucker method!"
by LOZ2302 October 21, 2008
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Fudge-Puckery

To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.
" hello. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a banging shat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery..."
by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009
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Selfie Pucker

A Puckering of the lips and sucking in the cheeks in a fish like fashion before taking a selfie
My girlfriend always has a selfie pucker in every picture she texts me
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Mother-Pucker Punch

PAIN IN ASS MOTHER-IN-LAWS
When you are doing your mother-in-law doggie-style you then jam it in her ass. As she turns around puckered from pain you donkey-punch her in the mouth. Making this the MOTHER-PUCKER PUNCH.
by Mother-Pucker Punchers October 14, 2009
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