NFL Team who has never and probably will never win a Super Bowl. Comprised of thugs and "Wanna Bees", the team some how finds itself in the playoffs every year. They also tend to blow it in the really big game. The typical fan base is a brainless Philadelphian who would rather attack other teams fans at their home stadium than actually watch their bunch of losers take the field.

The Philadelphia Eagles are the modern day Buffalo Bills.......

Hey you catch the Philadelphia Eagles game.....
NO....
Yeah me neither don't they just suck.....

Philadelphia Eagles by RevSader September 30, 2005

Philadelphia Phrench Kiss

When two people spread their butts apart and go back to back, rubbing said butts together in a kissing fashion.

Dude, Justin got so drunk last night that he performed the Philadelphia Phrench Kiss with sister!

Philadelphia Phrench Kiss by miguel_sanchez_1 March 7, 2012

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Philadelphia Cutting Board

When you take the truffle butter, and pack it onto a cutting board and cut it up into edible pieces.

Todd and Julie are infamous for pulling off a Philadelphia Cutting Board.

Philadelphia Cutting Board by Mebag October 10, 2016

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Philadelphia Pan Pizza

A flattened out patty of dog feces caused by someone who stepped in it. These can be found all over the city.

Watch out, don't step in the Philadelphia Pan Pizza, your shoes will stink for the rest of the day!

Philadelphia Pan Pizza by sportyman228 August 2, 2016

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