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Philp

Philpoligy is not so much of a religion but a relisation of reality and a way of life. A Philplogist is not trained nor cultured, but born a linguist.

Very few people show symptoms of Philpolis as it is a very rare blessing that affect the mouths of Few talented individuals. Symptoms include an uncanny and sometimes inhumanly quick response to any quick witted humor that may be directed at a particular philposaur and the comeback results in almost all cases, a response of which, it is impossible to react to and usually results in the demise of the instigator. Persons that may find themselves in contact with the 'philp' must adhere to the strict warnings prescribed to them previously and beware that they may find themselves in an uncontrollable fit of laughter and be at the mercy of such philposaur for extended periods of time.
by Quichey June 16, 2011
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phelps

articles of feces transferred to the pubic hair of the penetrator during anal sex.
by castu October 5, 2006
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Phelpsed

By way of photographic proof, catching someone doing something incredibly damaging to their own reputation and tagging them on Facebook. As in Michael Phelps getting caught hitting a bong.
"I had my junk tucked back between my thighs, and Jessica totally phelpsed me. Now that the picture is out there I will never land gainful employment.
by Doc_X February 18, 2009
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Michael Phelps

1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
by Chas A October 7, 2008
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Michael Phelps

God in a pair of goggles, just like how Michael Jordan is God in a pair of Nikes.
Michael Phelps dominates Alain Bernard.
by azzayan October 9, 2008
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Nanker/Phelge

n. the pseudonym used for early Rolling Stones group compositions; refers to a Mick Jagger/Brian Jones/Keith Richards/Charlie Watts/Bill Wyman composition.Nanker
"Play With Fire, Stoned, Off The Hook, and Stewed And Keefed are all credited to Nanker/Phelge."
by Kelsey Steed December 28, 2006
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Phelps

The act of orally pleasing a woman in less than eight seconds.
Dude, I gave her the Phelps treatment...now she wants to marry me.
by Every Woman August 21, 2006
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