pandorica

A prison, a weapon and a fairytale. Oh, but it's more than a fairytale. No, no... it's real. A giant box that has been searched by every race since the start of time. And it ended with a girl in a museum.

Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM TALKING! The question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica? Answer, I do. Next question. Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me. No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, AND THEN, do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.

by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) March 2, 2021

Pandora Lovegood

Pandora Lovegood is literally the best person ever. She is the mother of Luna Lovegood and the wife of Xenophilius Lovegood. She is Regulus Black's best friend also. She is in Ravenclaw. She is absolutely amazing and deserves everything in the whole world.

Person A: You know someone who deserves the whole world?
Person B: Snape?
Person A: Fuck no, Pandora Lovegood.

by Urmommysluver August 3, 2022

Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.

Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.

by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011

The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

Phantom Regiment

The finest drum corps to ever step onto a field. Class, elegance, passion, and power.

Did you see Phantom Regiment last week? Yeah man, that shit was Elite. 70 BMF. I want to try out. The other corps were okay I guess...but the Blue Devils sucked.

by SUTA! August 13, 2009

Phantom poo

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

by Jasta111 June 27, 2007

phantom

to disappear without notice from a party; to go 'phantom'

Also can be used as a nickname for people who commonly do this

hey where'd mike go?
dunno, must have gone phantom

by Andy-roo November 19, 2007