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daniel palos

Daniel is the most amazing guy in the universe I couldn't ask for a better boyfriend. He would never give up on you no matter what. He is my evreything that will never change. And even though we won't be together forever because evreyone dies. I would still no matter what be happy with our little infinity. I love you babe never forget it.
Friend: Do you really like Daniel palos?
Me:I don't like him. I love him.
by me carol May 9, 2018
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philosophy

The art of self-confusion.

Reductionism, nihilism, and existentialism are nuclear-options in philosophical discussions that exist barely beneath the surface in any contemplation of deeper issues, and they can be released upon a subject at any time and render it meaningless. Therefore, discussion of philosophy itself carries with it an inherent ridiculousness and pointlessness, as well as constant potential for pseudointellectual overanalysis (such as this).
Philosophy? Meh. That's the only course you'll finish knowing LESS than when you started.
by lordjupiter May 18, 2005
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philosophy

A bizarre form of mental aerobic exercise in which one strives towards the essentially divine goal of completely forcing oneself up ones own sphincter using only the power of the mind.
Recently a philosophy grad student from Stamford actually managed to bury all of his head, one arm (to the elbow) and a bit of his other shoulder up his own anus. This unusual incident occured when he was teaching Existentialism to young folk and was designed to demonstrate that a)existence is only perception and b)he had a big anus. Unfortunately he choked before he had managed to extricate himself and thus kinda proved himself wrong on both counts.
by ag February 9, 2005
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Facebook Philosophizing

when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarrassing understanding of the poster's intellect...
facebook status - "dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you're least expecting it"

reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide
by a nonymous duder December 6, 2011
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faze philosophy

A FaZe Member by the name FaZe Phil/Philosophy he is a trickshoter and is also known as Joe ortiz
FaZe Philosophy: a masive sensation apart of the popular clan FaZe
by DGK LOKI March 30, 2016
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Front-Porch Philosophy

Front Porch Philosophy is the practice of inviting friends over to one's house for the explicit activity of drinking a few beers and discussing philosophical and spiritual topics. Coined by the Colorado journalist Stephanie DeCamp, the phrase can also be used to define a series of conversations held by a recurring host.
This week I decided to invite a former street-preacher, an atheist nanny and an acupuncturist over to my balcony for some Front-Porch Philosophy. I think the goal will be to discuss anything but religion.
by justanotherravenclaw July 30, 2011
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Philos

When you get so high you turn into a philosopher
sage: weed isnt just weed man once you learn that you'll be a real stoner
tanner: whoooah
killian: he's goin philos
by Ryne is a faggot July 14, 2009
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