A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
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Bruh, this guy will fuck your girl like a chad. He will beat the fuck out of her until she screams for help. He will take your bitch immediately so watch out. He will rape your mom too with his 1836373636262662622662525 foot dick.
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An awkward soul, he can make you laugh in the hardest of times. He’s almost always happy and laughing. If you ever date a Peyton your lucky. He is kind and will always try to make you happy. He’ll always have your back and they are also cute. You can always trust A Peyton and they will always be there
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