Pedo Cat

A cat who is related to the pedo bear and loves people 12-18 and joined the CATHOUSE when he was born.

Pedo Cat: Why do I look sooooo pedo-file?

by Piwipiwipiwi May 23, 2010

Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing

you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.

by KF3917 December 3, 2011

pedo bowl

The urinal next to the one that is lower to the ground, specifically for children.

Most men prefer a cubical rather than take the risk at the pedo bowl.

by Johnny Green September 14, 2013

pedo snacks

When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.

Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmm these pedo snacks.

by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017

Pedo-pie

A combination of the terms "Pedophile" and "cream pie". No further clarification should be necessary.

"Timmy, would you please show the court on this doll where Mr. Goldstein touched you."
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"

by Lavadog84 December 12, 2018

Pedo Paranoia

The belief that everyone and everything related to sex or sexual urges that makes people uncomfortable is pedophilia. A moral panic similar to satanic panic and the red scare.

"Wow, did you hear Jack is dating Lily? She's only 21! He's a pedo!"

"I think that's just pedo paranoia talking."

by lordathe November 12, 2022

pedo anarchism

Pedo anarchism is a social and political movement that seeks to abolish all age of consent laws, and to destroy all adultist beliefs.

I believe in pedo anarchism.

by Bro 2012 May 10, 2023