pedantosaur

(puh-dan-toe-sore)
-noun

The precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. The words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.

"I couldn't understand a word he said. I stopped listening to that narcissistic pedantosaur over an hour ago."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

Pedal Honey

Any woman who loves getting their clit fingered in a motion that is like pedaling a bike.

That bitch is a total Pedal Honey

by Andrew J. Shitmapants June 8, 2010

Pedayshark

A person that swims around a swimming pool just to check out girls.

Lets go pedayshark the girls

by LUFC2010 July 13, 2010

pedantignorant

Pedantic+ Ignorant = Stupid assholes talking fancy when they don't know shit are pedantignorant.

This pedantignorant dude who wants to be prez tries to talk fancy but doesn't know shit about anything.

by Trashophobics May 15, 2015

pedal sex

Pedal sex is when you use your feet to play with someone else's feet (under a table)

Ron, stop having pedal sex with me.

by sandooo August 14, 2018

Pedaiyan

A monkey space alien that attracts, influences, and indoctrinates the childish masses via Youtube clickbait. Whether it be through misleading thumbnails, nonspecific comments, or general douchebaggery, the Pedaiyan is always one step ahead in its quest to make everyone download terrible third party virtual currency management apps.

I feel like anyone who does this type of stuff on Youtube is just a complete and utter faggot,
didn't know my boi Vegeta was into scamming little kids;
what a pedaiyan

by ColloquialDuck September 1, 2018

Pedal Porn

When a subject, usually a sufferer of G.A.S., spends their free time watching any number of Youtube music channels for all the gear demos and reviews they can't get their hands on. Will often be seen browsing Reverb or Ebay for deep deals to soothe their needs.

Dude, why did you buy a Metalzone?
Well, it was just too good a deal and you never know when you might need one
Quit lying. Its all that Pedal Porn. I saw you on Ola's channel checking it out. Plus I found the Phaser you were watching Andy from Reverb try out.
Okay, I like pedals but its not like I'm an addict

by Bass Man Space Man March 26, 2020