teddy pecker

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

by Broan October 26, 2007

peter pecker

when you perry it up with a goombay

a peter pecker is a body part on a male

by karlajenkseartheagle December 08, 2017

Pecker Pouch

1.A holding device used to carry a mans enormous cock if it is too heavy to walk with.
can also be used to protect and keep your cock warm in rain or any weather conditions.

1.I bought this pecker pouch so it keeps my cock protected and warm when i go fishing in the winter time.
2. Now when my dog bites me in the cock this pecker pouch will keep my dick protected.

by Russey August 28, 2008

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 07, 2016

pecker puke

Slang term for semenal fluid, male ejaculate, sperm.

Be sure to use a rubber to catch all that pecker puke so you don't knock her up.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 06, 2008

pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 09, 2003

pecker nectar

The semen that is spills from the penis during ejaculation.

Damn! My baby's daddy filled me with his pecker nectar

by bucknastyin865 October 04, 2008