captains parrot

when recieving head, you jizz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you dick on their shoulder and squack like a parrot

dude, this girl wasn't givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot

by Tyman March 25, 2008

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

parrothead

Someone that just repeats everything they hear as gospel because it came from a perceived authority figure.

Those parrotheads kept repeating the economy is in the toilet because they heard it last night on the evening news.

by Stephan Smolka November 5, 2008

Pocket Parrot

Pirate for cell phone

"Argg matey me pocket parrot be squakin"

by gbtj October 25, 2009

Parrishing

Not signing into a messaging client to avoid unwanted messages. Used as a way to avoid being asked questions by people who are expecting something from you.

"Hey, did you get a hold of Brian for that project we're working on?" "Nah, man. He's parrishing me."

by B007H December 17, 2011

Parrot

1. A species of bird that are recognized for their speech abilities.
2. To mock/mimic.

Stop parroting me!

by turtle12 October 7, 2015

parrot dock

Any spot where the people just copy and regurgitate each other's ideas, an echo chamber.

I was looking to broaden my mental and artistic horizons, so I avoided the parrot dock like the plague.

by Agent Cryptic March 30, 2017