Oyster Parlor

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

Pumpkin parkouring

Using the irregular and random placement generation of pumpkins on the surface to complete slightly difficult jumps in an attempt to make them fall and waste time jumping back on top of the pumpkin

He’s pumpkin parkouring

by Minecraft addict July 19, 2023

potty parlor

Restroom

Pardon me, ma’am, do you have a potty parlor.

by Tmaws August 18, 2023

Gorilla Parkour Mode

Gorilla Parkour Mode is when a person gets really angry and gets a stamina and starts chasing a person being annoyed to them.

When I was annoying Bryson he went Gorilla Parkour Mode!

by HamimationsFanNumber15 September 20, 2023

piko parkour

A vr game based on the movement of gorilla tag.

Person 1: where can I play piko parkour?
Person 2: it’s on itch io!
Person 1: oh wow so much fun!

by KitDaKat July 6, 2024

oski_parkour

My social media name👍

Oski_parkour Basically just what I call my self on the internet

by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024

Go to the hat parlor

Going to the store to buy condoms

After last week i need to go to the hat parlor

by con4man October 22, 2009