Paris Hilton

(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.

(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.

(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart.

(2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

Paris Hilton

Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.

Jaime thinks Paris Hilton is worthy of idol status and that those who hate on her are just jealous. Jaime is also a self-confessed Sloane Ranger. Go figure.

by KHD February 1, 2005

Paris Hilton

A skanky 2-bit hoe bag got rich 4 bein the dumbest person alive and sorri 2 all those dumb bitches who say we who hate her are fat poor ugly and dumb actually I'm underweight (thin), fairly well-off, relatively pretty - beautiful compared to that whore as is anyone COCKNOSE and clever also an anorexic skank WHO GOT RICH FROM PORN THIS IS YOUR ROLL MODEL U RETARDS AT LEAST IDOLISE SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN!!!

Ewww did u see the simple life
Yer how does Paris Hilton think her brains the size of a pea

by Jenniferx15 June 12, 2006

Paris Hilton

A stupid ass white girl who thot it would be fun to watch herself have sex on video!! HOW DUMB!! Wat was the point off that??

" I'm Paris Hilton. I'm a dumb ass white girl who recorded herself had sex."

STUPID.

She's a Paris*or Hilton*

shouting down hall:

PARIS HILTON!

writting a note and u feel in a pissy mood and wana insult your friends. Write:

Paris Hilton.
...but make sure they dont go to urban dictionary.

by Kaleema April 5, 2005

Paris Hilton

Someone who is famous for doing nothing. A clear example of the spoiled preppy girl. A walking stick with no butt, breasts or anything. Super slutty person that has sex and everyone in the world sees it. She is a clear example of the White trash syndromme.

Just watch TV daily, she's everywhere!!

by Eggy_Chuck55 January 11, 2006

Paris Hilton

A crotch-pheasant who has the IQ of a squashed jackolantern. Looks quite similar to that ugly little dog she carries with her. Adores pink. Has absolutely no use for underwear.

'She's been with forty men, and she's not even out of junior high!'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

paris hilton it

to drive home intoxicated.

We went out to the bars, had a little too much, and subsequently had to paris hilton it home.

by drewrx December 2, 2007