The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.
Whenever you see a fat white woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious", but a Caucasian version, and usually at least a little ghetto.
( Spot a fat, usually ghetto, white woman, and say to whoever your with)
A title given by a Hobbit named Smeagol aka Gollum to the "One Ring to Rule Them All" from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.
A single woman sees a handsome man heading her way and thinks, "my precious!"
The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.